Confirmed: Preggers!!!

In an idontwantfivedollars news exculsive, we can confirm that a favorite idontwantfivedollars one hit wonder, Kelci Howard, is pregnant.  She has been pregnant for about 5 months.  Kelci is best known for destroying Chuck's street cred at block party '06 and looking good in a bikini.  I don't know how she will look now in a bikini however.

According to our source, Kelci got pregnant about 3 weeks after she broke up with her boyfriend.  It was by a guy who wasn't her boyfriend so needless to say her boyfriend wants nothing to do with her and the guy she had a one night stand with wants nothing to do with her either...SHOCKING!

Let's hope that Ruby Tuesday's pays enough to support two.

Matt Karp is a Typical Long Island Girl

Recently spotted at Mulcahy's Karp has been in many pictures doing annoying things.  I can't quite put my two fingers on it but something is certainly bothering me.  I know i've seen club flooders doing similar things from all my time spent in the VIP section but I can't figure out what it is.

Frange Lost In Pittsburgh

BREAKING NEWS: I just received an urgent message from Olive.  Frange called him with a desperate plea for help!.  He is lost in Pittsburgh with no money and had to make an emergency stop at PSU to get money.  There is no telling how long this will delay him from getting home or if he will even be able to make it to Penn State with no money in a city he has never been before.  More updates as they become available.

UPDATE: According to Olive, Frange Successfully made it to Penn State at approximately midnight.  He enjoyed a night of entertainment at PSU and was quite enthralled by the countless strippers Olive got for him. 

He left this morning and hopes to make it home in time for his 3PM mothers day brunch.